Here are the titles of some rejected children’s books. If you don’t think these are funny, trying saying them out loud. Even better, try saying them out loud to a friend! :-)

1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
20. You Were an Accident
21. Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
22. Pop! Goes the Hamster… and Other Great Microwave Games
23. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
24. Your Nightmares Are Real
25. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
26. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
27. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
28. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
29. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry