Despair.com has pulled through again. This time with “Valentine’s Candy for the Rest of Us!” They call them Bittersweets and they’re just regular candy hearts, but with messages like:

  • Now U Tellme
  • U Turn Me Off
  • Broken Heart
  • Tradin You In
  • Kiss a Frog
  • U Left Seatup
  • She Cooks
  • He Can Kiss
  • He Fit You Fat
  • Parole is Up!
  • I Love Me 2
  • XPLTIV Deleted
  • Infin8 Agony
  • So So Alone
  • Aging Poorly
  • Mommy Issues
  • Sub Prime
  • I Have Taste
  • Who is Holly?
  • and more!

Visit http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html to get your own! They come in three unique flavors: Dysfunctional, Dumped, and Dejected