Here are some really cheesy “re-definitions.” If you are allergic to puns or bad jokes, please stop reading right now.

Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray’-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl’ \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

Baloney \buh-lo’-nee’ \ : Where some hemlines fall

Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize’ \ : What a crook sees with

Counterfeiters \kown’-ter-fit’-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \hee-rhos’ \ : What a guy in a boat does

Paradox \par’-u-doks’ \ : Two physicians

Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

Polarize \po’-lur-ize’ \ : What penguins see with

Primate \pri’-mate’ \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Selfish \sel’-fish’ \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed \sood’-a-fed’ \ : Brought litigation against a government official