On the last day of school, some students bring in gifts for their teacher.
The first child is the son of the candy store owner. The teacher shakes the gift and says, “I bet this is candy!” and she is right.
The second child is the daughter of the florist. The teacher smells the gift and says, “I bet these are flowers!” and she is right.
The third child is the son of the liquor store owner. Their teacher goes to shake the gift and realizes it is leaking. She tastes the liquid.
“Is it wine?” she asks, and the little boy shakes his head. She tastes it again. “Is it champagne?” she asks.
“No” says the little boy.
“OK, then what is it?” the teacher asks.
The little boy looks up at his teacher happily and says, “It’s a puppy!”
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