This is one of those fun pseudo-mathematical proofs that you can find all over the internet. 
Girls are time and money: girls = time * money;
but, time is money: time = money;
which implies: girls = money * money;
which implies: girls = money^2;
but, money is the root of all evil: money = (all evil) ^1/2;
which implies: money^2 = all evil;
therefore, all girls are evil: girls = all evil.
One Response to “Girls Are Evil”
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Carol Says:
July 21st, 2009 at 16:48Almost cute. Remember, though, that the correct quote is that “the love of money is the root of all evil.” Kind of throws off the entire quasi-equation.
Na
