Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to target their aging baby boomer audience :

They include:

  • Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
  • Ringo Starr — I Get By with a Little Help From Depends
  • The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
  • Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
  • Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
  • Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now!
  • Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
  • The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
  • Marvin Gaye — Heard It through the Grape Nuts
  • Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair!
  • Leo Sayer— You Make Me Feel Like Napping
  • The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone
  • Abba — Denture Queen!
  • Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall
  • Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!
  • Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want Too!
  • Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again!!