A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, with smile, “Nothing but the best for my little Trinka.”

The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, mam, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store…. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive doggie snacks….

Again the cashier demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog and was then sold the fancy dog snacks.

The next day she brought in a box with a little hole in the lid.

The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The lady assured the cashier that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, “That smells like crap.”

The little old lady smiled and said sweetly, “Now, my dear, may I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?”