Here are some titles of love songs suggested by children. Of course, I don’t know if they’re authentic, but they’re still funny.

TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED

“How Do I Love Thee When You’re Always Picking Your Nose?”
Arnold, 10

“You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister”
Larry, 8

“I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!”
Eddie, 6

“I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don’t Bother Me When I’m with My Friends.”
Bob, 9

“Hey, Baby, I Don’t like Girls but I’m Willing to Forget You Are One!”
Will, 7

“Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.”
Sharon, 9