Okay, this isn’t really THAT funny, but maybe somebody will get a laugh out of it or enjoy one of the puns, so here you go.

Been There, Done That… and That… and…

My first job was working in a juice factory, but I got canned . . . couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack… I couldn’t hack it; they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mostly ’cause it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but you know, that was exhausting.

Wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it…

Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

And I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I really didn’t have any patients.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired from there, because I wasn’t up to it.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian… until I
realized there was just no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO, You got any ideas? I’m open for suggestions… maybe you have something that WORKS… because I don’t.