Top Ten Reasons for Being a Soprano
10 ) The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good.

9 ) You can entertain your friends by breaking their wine glasses.

8 ) Can you name an opera where an Alto got the man?

7 ) When Sopranos want to sing in the shower, they know the tune.

6 ) It’s not like you are ever going to sing the Alto part by accident.

5 ) Great costumes–like the hat with the horns on it!

4 ) How many world famous Altos can you name?

3 ) When the fat lady sings, she’s usually singing Soprano.

2 ) When you get tired of singing the tune, you can sing the descant.

1 ) You can sing along with Michael Jackson.