This just in from Germany:

“Man Forgets Car At Gas Station”

A German man forgot his car after filling it up at a petrol station, police said Friday. “He just forgot about it and walked off home,” said a spokesman for police in the western city of Wuppertal.

“Well, I’m sure I didn’t leave it on my head or in the refrigerator!”
“Why’d I come here? Can’t remember. Guess I’ll go home.”