A little Indian boy went up to his father one day and asked, “Father, how do we get our names?”

The father said, “Well, when a child is born, we lift the flap of the tepee and name them after the first thing we see. When your brother was born, we lifted the flap and saw an eagle soaring in the sky, so we named him Soaring Eagle. When your sister was born, we lifted the flap and saw a deer running past, so we named her Running Deer.

“Why do you ask, Pooping Dog?”