Real Men of Genius
Categories: Food, Humor, Movies & TelevisionOne of the funniest ad campaigns that Bud Light has come out with is the “Real Men of Genius” series. I’d seen several commercials and then one day I heard one on the radio. Turns out there are TONS of these! While the video versions are funnier, the audio-only are still really good. Some of the early ones were called “Real American Heroes.” The TV versions that I remember were Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer and Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer.
On their website, they don’t have any of the TV commercials, but they have a few of the radio versions.
You can even get a 2-CD set of the audio versions of these commercials at the BudShop.
Here’s a list of all the commercials I’m aware of:
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Company Computer Guy
Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor
Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)
Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller
Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
Mr. Pet Toy Designer
Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker
Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor
Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy
Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 12
Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy
And here’s a blog I found where you can get most of them: http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php
So there you go.




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