Flying Spaghetti Monster
Categories: Pirates, Decay of Modern Society, Controversial Topics, Religion
For those of you haven’t heard about this, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody religion founded by Bobby Henderson who was reacting against science curriculum standards being proposed by the Kansas Board of Education a couple years ago. Here is an excerpt from a letter he wrote:
Open Letter To Kansas School Board I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
Adherents call themselves Pastafarians and I get the impression that most of them are simply using this a way of mocking those who believe in Intelligent Design. From the comments on their site, it seems many Pastafarians view all religions as superstitions made up by groups within societies to fill some emotional need that their intellects weren’t advanced enough to deal with.
Many ID-ers certainly have gotten upset by FSMism and communicated that. It’s kinda sad how many Christians have taken them seriously and tried to disprove it or argue about it. It was started by someone with a sense of humor and a disbelief in Intelligent Design. People who are reacting against FSMism should realize that and treat the issue a little more lightly.
Oh, and to further show the sense of humor behind this, it’s only permitted to worship and teach about the Flying Spaghetti Monster while wearing full Pirate regalia.
In my mind, it’s a way to play at religion and do/say “religiony” things without being committed to a serious system of beliefs. Does that show a deep need for people to believe in a higher power even when their brains are telling them it’s all made up? That’s a topic for another day.
And if you’re a Pastafarian yourself reading this and you disagree with me, then May You Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage.




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May 23rd, 2007 at 9:07
“In my mind, it’s a way to play at religion and do/say “religiony” things without being committed to a serious system of beliefs. Does that show a deep need for people to believe in a higher power even when their brains are telling them it’s all made up? That’s a topic for another day.”
Doubtful…most of the Pastafarians are just poking fun at ID and/or Christianity. In particular, they are taking the ID argument and applying it to pasta to prove a point: As a scientific theory (in the scientific sense, not the popular sense of the term), ID does not hold spagetti sauce.
Honestly this chef does not see the two sides reconciling. I don’t know if satire is the best way to open minds. Then again, you’d think this was be a non-issue after the first Dover trial. So I see why the Pastafarians are frustrated.
Interestingly, the Catholic Church sans the Pope believes that evolutionary theory is compatible with belief. However, it causes problems for those Protestants who believe the Bible literally. That’s a relatively recent phenomenon (approx 150 years). But, as you say, another topic for another day.
June 21st, 2007 at 22:04
Hi! First, in response to the previous comment, there are no Protestants I have ever met who take the Bible literally. There are loads who CLAIM to take the Bible literally, but that is a different thing entirely. By a combination of creative translation (that’s not a dome, that’s a “firmament”) and selective quotation, they try to claim a moral (or Biblical) high ground that isn’t actually theirs. Don’t let them get away with it!
Second, I have an account of a revelation I received from the Flying Spaghetti Monster on my blog. If you can find it, I think you might enjoy it.
http://blue.butler.edu/~jfmcgrat/blog/