Some Great Quotes
Categories: Humor, Miscellaneous ThoughtsHere are some great quotes that I’ve read recently. I hope you enjoy them.
“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.”
“Few minds wear out; more rust out.”
“When men have come to the edge of a precipice, it is the lover of life who has the spirit to leap backwards, and only the pessimist who continues to believe in progress.”
“Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.”
“Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.”
“If your enemy offends you, give his child a drum.”
“It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they’re big enough, the pain only lasts a second.”
“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”
“The harder you try, the dumber you look.”
“We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about ‘and’.”
“When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.”
“A football game is poor use of a site that has already been marked out so conveniently as a pistol range.”
“Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘Hey, is there room in your head for one more?’”
Current music: 
Soundtrack from Gladiator
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