Today I came across a funny script that offers frustrated consumers a new option when bugged by a telemarketer. Visit http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html to see the script. It’s easy to follow, just like what the telemarketers use.

You can also access the PDF version of this counter-script here.

BONUS: The FCC has also provided tips for “Putting Cold Calls on Ice.”