This morning I read that Christina Goodenow, who won $1 million in the Oregon Lottery, bought the winning ticket with a “stolen credit card.” Apparently the credit card belonged to a deceased relative, her mother-in-law, who died over a year ago. Now she faces charges of theft, forgery, and possession of methamphetamine, which was found in her home when police searched it for the stolen money. If she’s convicted on any of the charges (well, maybe not the drug possession), she won’t be able to keep any of the money. Including the first $33,500 installment she already picked up, but which police have failed to locate.

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