ACHIEVEMENT

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

AMBITION

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

CLUELESSNESS

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

DESPAIR

It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

ELITISM

It’s lonely at the top, but it’s comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

IDIOCY

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

MEDIOCRITY

It takes a lot less time and most people won’t notice the difference until it’s too late.

PRETENSION

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.

STUPIDITY

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

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